James Joyce
Book II

Chapter 2




















































    As we there are where are we are we there UNDE ET UBI.
from tomtittot to teetootomtotalitarian. Tea
tea too oo.
With his broad     Whom will comes over. Who to caps ever. SIC.
and hairy face, And howelse do we hook our hike to find that
to Ireland a pint of porter place? Am shot, says the big-
disgrace. guard.1
    Whence. Quick lunch by our left, wheel, IMAGINABLE
Menly about to where. Long Livius Lane, mid Mezzofanti ITINERARY
peebles. Mall, diagonising Lavatery Square, up Tycho THROUGH
Brache Crescent,2 shouldering Berkeley Alley, THE
Don't retch meat querfixing Gainsborough Carfax, under Guido PARTICULAR
fat salt lard d'Arezzo's Gadeway, by New Livius Lane till UNIVERSAL.
sinks down (and where we whiled while we whithered. Old
out). Vico Roundpoint. But fahr, be fear! And
natural, simple, slavish, filial. The marriage of
Montan wetting his moll we know, like any
enthewsyass cuckling a hoyden 3 in her rougey

        1 Rawmeash, quoshe with her girlic teangue. If old Herod with the Corm-
well's eczema was to go for me like he does Snuffler whatever about his blue
canaries I'd do nine months for his beaver beard.
       2 Mater Mary Mercerycordial of the Dripping Nipples, milk's a queer
        3 Real life behind the floodlights as shown by the best exponents of a royal



gipsylike chinkaminx pulshandjupeyjade and
her petsybluse indecked o' voylets.1 When
who was wist was ware. En elv, et fjaell. And
the whirr of the whins humming us howe.
His hume. Hencetaking tides we haply return,
trumpeted by prawns and ensigned with sea-
kale, to befinding ourself when old is said in
one and maker mates with made (O my!),
having conned the cones and meditated the
mured and pondered the pensils and ogled the
olymp and delighted in her dianaphous and
cacchinated behind his culosses, before a
Swiney Tod, ye mosoleum. Length Withought Breath, of him,
Daimon Barbar!   a chump of the evums, upshoot of picnic or
stupor out of sopor, Cave of Kids or Hyma-
nian Glattstoneburg, denary, danery, donnery,
Dig him in the domm, who, entiringly as he continues highly-
rubsh! fictional, tumulous under his chthonic exterior
Ungodly old Ard- but plain Mr Tumulty in muftilife,2 in his an-
rey, Cronwall tisipiences as in his recognisances, is, (Dominic
beeswaxing the Directus) a manyfeast munificent more mob
convulsion box. than man.
    Ainsoph,3 this upright one, with that CONSTITU-  
noughty besighed him zeroine. To see in his TION OF THE
horrorscup he is mehrkurios than saltz of CONSTITU-  
sulphur. Terror of the noonstruck by day, TIONABLE AS
cryptogam of each nightly bridable. But, to CONSTITU- 
speak broken heaventalk, is he? Who is he? TIONAL. 
Whose is he? Why is he? Howmuch is he?
Which is he? When is he? Where is he?4 How
is he? And what the decans is there about him

            1 When we play dress grownup at alla ludo poker you'll be happnessised 
    to feel how fetching I can look in clingarounds.
            2 Kellywick, Longfellow's Lodgings, House of Comments III, Cake Walk
    Amusing Avenue, Salt Hill, Co. Mahogany, Izalond, Terra Firma
            3 Groupname for grapejuice
            4 Bhing, said her burglar's head, soto poce


anyway, the decemt man? Easy, calm your
haste! Approach to lead our passage!
This bridge is upper. PROBA-
Thus come to castle. PROLEGO-
Knock.1 MENA TO
A password, thanks. IDEAREAL
Yes, pearse. HISTORY.
Well, all be dumbed!
O really? 2
Swing the banjo, Hoo cavedin earthwight
bantams, bounce- At furscht kracht of thunder. 3
the-baller's When shoo, his flutterby,
blown to fook. Was netted and named.4
Thsight near Erdnacrusha, requiestress, wake em!
left me eyes when And let luck's puresplutterall lucy at
I seen her put ease! 5
thounce otay To house as wise fool ages builded.
ithpot. Sow byg eat. 6
    Staplering to tether to, steppingstone to GNOSIS OF
Quartandwds. mount by, as the Boote's at Pickardstown. PRECREATE
And that skimmelk steed still in the ground- DETERMINA-
loftfan. As over all. Or be these wingsets leaned TION.
to the outwalls, beastskin trophies of booth AGNOSIS OF
of Baws the balsamboards? 7 Burials be bally- POSTCREATE
houraised! So let Bacchus e'en call! Inn inn! DETER-
Tickets for the Inn inn! Where. The babbers ply the pen. MINISM.
Tailwaggers The bibbers drang the den. The papplicom,
Terrierpuppy the pubblicam he's turning tin for ten. From

           1 Yussive smirte and ye mermon answerth from his beelyingplace below
the tightmark, Gotahelv!

          2 O Evol, kool in the salg and ees how Dozi pits what a drows er.

          3 A goodrid croven in a tynwalled tub.

          4 Apis amat aram. Luna legit librum. Pulla petit pascua.
          5 And after dinn to shoot the shades.
          6 Says blistered Mary Achinhead to beautifed Tummy Tullbutt.

          7Begge. To go the Begge. To go to Begge and to be sure to reminder
Begge. Goodbeg, buggey Begge.


seldomers that most frequent him. That same      
erst crafty hakemouth which under the assumed
name of Ignotus Loquor, of foggy old,
harangued bellyhooting fishdrunks on their
favorite stamping ground, from a father theo-
balder brake.1 And Egyptus, the incenstrobed,
Mars speaking. as Cyrus heard of him? And Major A. Shaw
after he got the miner smellpex? And old
Whiteman self, the blighty blotchy, beyond
the bays, hope of ostrogothic and ottomanic
faith converters, despair of Pandemia's post-
wartem plastic surgeons? But is was all so
long ago. Hispano - Cathayan - Euxine, Castil -
lian - Emeratic - Hebridian, Espanol - Cymric -
Smith, no home. Helleniky? Rolf the Ganger, Rough the Gang-
ster, not a feature alike and the face the same.2
Pastimes are past times. Now let bygones
be bei Gunne's. Saaleddies er it in this warken
werden, mine boerne, and it vild need older-
wise 3 since primal made alter in garden of
Idem. The tasks above are as the flasks below,
saith the emerald canticle of Hermes and all's
Non quod sed loth and pleasestir, are we told, on excellent
quiat inkbottle authority, solarsystemised, seriol-
cosmically, in a more and more almightily
expanding universe under one, there is rhyme-
less reason to believe, original sun. Securely
judges orb terrestrial. 4 Haud certo ergo. But
Hearasay in O felicitous culpability, sweet bad cess to you
paradox lust. for an archetypt!                    

                    1 Huntler and Pumar's animal alphabites, the first in the world from
          aab to zoo.

                    2 We dont hear the booming cursowarries, we wont fear the fletches of

          fightning, we float the meditarenias and come bask to the isle we love in

          spice. Punt.

                    3 And this once golden bee a cimadoro.

                    4 And he was a gay Lutharius anyway, Sinobiled. You can tell by their

          extraordinary clothes.


    Honour commercio's energy yet aid the ARCHAIC  
linkless proud, the plurable with everybody ZELOTYPIA  
and ech with pal, this ernst of Allsap's ale AND THE  
halliday of roaring month with its two lunar ODIUM TEL-  
eclipses and its three saturnine settings! Horn EOLOGICUM.  
of Heatthen, highbrowed! Brook of Life, back-
frish! Amnios amnium, fluminiculum flami-
nulinorum! We seek the Blessed One, the
Harbourer - cum - Enheritance. Even Canaan
the Hateful. Ever a-going, ever a-coming.
Between a stare and a sough. Fossilisation, all
branches.1 Wherefore Petra sware unto Ulma:
Bags.   By the mortals' frost! And Ulma sware unto
Balls.   Petra: On my veiny life!
    In these places sojournemus, where Eblinn THE LOCALI-  
water, leased of carr and fen, leaving amont her SATION OF  
shoals and salmen browses, whom inshore LEGEND  
breezes woo with freshets, windeth to her LEADING TO  
broads. A phantom city, phaked of philim THE LEGALI-  
pholk, bowed and sould for a four of hundreds SATION OF  
of manhood in their three and threescore LATIFUND-  
Move up,   fylkers for a price partitional of twenty six and ISM.  
Mackinerny!   six. By this riverside, on our sunnybank,2 how
Make room for   buona the vista, by Santa Rosa! A field of May,
Muckinurney!   the very vale of Spring. Orchards here are
lodged; sainted lawrels evremberried. You
have a hoig view ashwald, a glen of marrons
and of thorns. Gleannaulinn, Ardeevin: purty
glint of plaising height. This Norman court at
boundary of the ville, yon creepered tower of
a church of Ereland, meet for true saints in
worshipful assemblage,3 with our king's house

         1 Startnaked and bonedstiff. We vivvy soddy. All be dood
         2 When you dreamt that you'd wealth in marble arch do you ever think of 
    pool beg slowe. 
         3 Porphyrious Olbion, redcoatliar, we were always wholly rose marines 
    on our side every time. 


of stone, belgroved of mulbrey, the still that          
was mill and Kloster that was Yeomansland,
the ghastcold tombshape of the quick fore-
gone on, the loftleaved elm Lefanunian above-
mansioned, each, every, all is for the retro-
spectioner. Skole! Agus skole igen! 1 Sweet-
some auburn, cometh up as a selfreizing flower,
that fragolance of the fraisey beds: the phoenix,
his pyre, is still flaming away with trueprat-
tight spirit: the wren his nest is niedelig as the
turrises of the sabines are televisible. Here are
the cottage and the bungalow for the cobbeler
and the brandnewburgher: 2 but Izolde, her
chaplet gardens, an litlee plads af liefest pose,
In snowdrop,  arride the winnerful wonders off, the winner-
trou-de-dentelle,  ful wonnerful wanders off, 3 with hedges of
flesh and helio-  ivy and hollywood and bower of mistletoe,
trope.  are, tho if it theem tho and yeth if you
pleathes, 4 for the blithehaired daughter of
Angoisse. All out of two barreny old perishers,
Tytonyhands and Vlossyhair, a kilolitre in
metromyriams. Presepeprosapia, the parent
bole. Wone tabard, wine tap and warm tavern 5
and, by ribbon development, from contact
bridge to lease lapse, only two millium two
humbered and eighty thausig nine humbered
Here's our dozen  and sixty radiolumin lines to the wustworts of
cousins from the  a Finntown's generous poet's office. Distorted
starves on tripes.  mirage, aloofliest of the plain, wherein the

                1 Now a muss wash the little face.
                2 A viking vernacular expression still used in the Summerhill district for a
            jerryhatted man of forty who puts two fingers into his boiling soupplate and
            licks them in turn to find out if there is enough mushroom catsup in the
            mutton broth.
                3 H'dk' fs' h'p'y.
                4 Googlaa pluplu.
                5 Tomley. The grown man. A butcher szewched him the bloughs and
            braches. I'm chory to see P. Shuter


  boxomeness of the bedelias 1 makes hobby-
hodge happy in his hole. 2 The store and
charter, Treetown Castle under Lynne. Riva-
pool? Hod a brieck on it! But its piers eerie,
its span spooky, its toll but a till, its parapets
all peripateting. D'Oblong's by his by. Which
we all pass. Tons. In our snoo. Znore. While
we hickerwards the thicker. Schein. Schore.
Which assoars us from the murk of the mythe-
lated in the barrabelowther, bedevere butlered
table round, past Morningtop's necessity and
Harington's invention, to the clarience of the
childlight in the studiorium upsturts. Here
we'll dwell on homiest powers, love at the
latch with novices nig and nag. The chorus:
the principals. For the rifocillation of their
inclination to the manifestation of irritation:
doldorboys and doll. After sound, light and
heat, memory, will and understanding.
Bet you fippence,     Here (the memories framed from walls are PREAUSTERIC
anythesious, minding) till wranglers for wringwrowdy MAN AND HIS
there's no pug- wready are, F wpe157.jpg (815 bytes), (at gaze, respecting, four- PURSUIT OF
gatory, are yous teenth baronet, meet, altrettanth bancorot, PAN-
game? chaff) and ere commence commencement cata- HYSTERIC
launic when Aetius check chokewill Attil's WOMAN.
gambit, (that buxon bruzeup, give it a burl!)
lead us seek, O june of eves the jenniest,
thou who fleeest flicklesome the fond fervid
frondeur to thickly thyself attach with thine
efteased ensuer, 4 ondrawer of our uncon-
scionable, flickerflapper fore our unter-

                    1 I believe in Dublin and the Sultan of Turkey.
                    2 I have heard this word used by Martin Halpin, an old gardener from the
               Glens of Antrim who used to do odd jobs for my godfather, the Rev. B.B.
               Brophy of Swords.
                    3 Ravens may rive so can dove deelish.
                    4 A question of pull.


drugged,1 lead us seek, lote us see, light us find,
let us missnot Maidadate, Mimosa Multimim-
etica, the maymeaminning of maimoomeining!
Elpis, thou fountain of the greeces, all shall speer
theeward,2 from kongen in his canteenhus to
knivers hind the knoll. Ausonius Audacior
and gael, gillie, gall.3 Singalingalying. Storiella
as she is syung. Whence followeup with end-
There was a speaking nots for yestures, plutonically pur-
sweet hopeful suant on briefest glimpse from gladrags, pretty
culled Cis. Proserpronette whose slit satchel spilleth peas.
    Belisha beacon, beckon bright! Usherette, URGES AND
unmesh us! That grene ray of earong it waves WIDERURGES
us to yonder as the red, blue and yellow flogs IN A PRIMI-
time on the domisole,4 with a blewy blow and TIVE SEPT.
a windigo. Where flash becomes word and
silents selfloud. To brace congeners, trebly
bounden and asservaged twainly. Adamman,5
Emhe, Issossianusheen and sometypes Yggely
ogs Weib. Uwayoei! 6 So mag this sybilette be
our shibboleth that we may syllable her well!
Vetus may be occluded behind the mou in
The Big Bear Veto but Nova will be nearing as their radient
bit the Sailor's among the Nereids. A one of charmers, ay,
Only. Trouble, Una Unica, charmers, who, under the branches
trouble, trouble. of the elms, in shoes as yet unshent by stoni-
Forening Unge ness, wend, went, will wend a way of honey
Kristlike Kvinne. myrrh and rambler roses mistmusk while still
the maybe mantles the meiblume or ever her

                    1 For Rose Point see Inishmacsaint.
                    2 Mannequins' Pose.
                    3 Their holy presumption and hers sinfly desprit.
                    4 Anama anamaba anamabapa.
                    5 Only for he's fathering law I could skewer that old one and slosh her out
                  many's the time but I thinks more of my pottles and ketts.
                   6 All abunk for Tarararat! Look slipper, soppyhat, we've a doss in the


if have faded from the fleur,1 their arms
enlocked, (ringrang, the chimes of sex appeal-
Telltale me all ing as conchitas with sentas stray,2 rung!), all
of annaryllies. thinking all of it, the It with an itch in it, the All
every inch of it, the pleasure each will preen her
for, the business each was bred to breed by.3
    Soon jemmijohns will cudgel about some EARLY
a rhythmatick or other over Browne and NOTIONS OF
Nolan's divisional tables whereas she, of ACQUIRED
Will you carry minions' novence charily being cupid, for RIGHTS AND
my can and mug's wumping, grooser's grubbiness, andt's THE INFLU-
fight the fairies? avarice and grossopper's grandegaffe, with her ENCE OF
tootpettypout of jemenfichue will sit and knit COLLECTIVE
on solfa sofa.4 Stew of the evening, booksyful TRADITION
stew. And a bodikin a boss in the Thimble UPON THE
Theatre. But all is her-inbourne. Intend. From INDIVIDUAL.
Allma Mathers, gramma's grammar she has it that if there is a
Auctioneer. third person, mascarine, phelinine or nuder,
being spoken abad it moods prosodes from a
person speaking to her second which is the
direct object that has been spoken to, with and
at. Take the dative with his oblative5 for, even
if obsolete, it is always of interest, so spake
gramma on the impetus of her imperative, only
mind your genderous towards his reflexives
Old Gavelkind such that I was to your grappa (Bott's trousend,
the Gamper and hore a man uff!) when him was me hedon6
he's as daff as and mine, what the lewdy saying, his analec-
you're erse. tual pygmyhop.7 There is comfortism in the

                1 One must sell it to some one, the sacred name of love.
                2 Making it up as we goes along.
                3 The law of the jungerl.
                4 Let me blush to think of all those halfwayhoist pullovers.
                5 I'd like his pink's cheek.
                6 Frech devil in red hairing! So that's why you ran away to sea, Mrs
           Lappy. Leap me, Locklaun, for you have sensed!
                7 A washable lovable floatable doll.


knowledge that often hate on first hearing
comes of love by second sight. Have your
little sintalks in the dunk of subjunctions, dual
in duel and prude with pruriel, but even the
aoriest chaparound whatever plaudered perfect
anent prettydotes and haec genua omnia may
perhaps chance to be about to be in the case to
be becoming a pale peterwright in spite of all
your tense accusatives whilstly you're wall-
floored1 like your gerandiums for the better
half of a yearn or sob. It's a wild's kitten, my
dear, who can tell a wilkling from a warthog.
For you may be as practical as is predicable
but you must have the proper sort of accident
to meet that kind of a being with a difference.2
Flame at his fumbles but freeze on his fist.3
Every letter is a godsend, ardent Ares, brusque
Boreas and glib Ganymede like zealous Zeus,
the O'Meghisthest of all. To me or not to me.
Satis thy quest on. Werbungsap! Jeg suis, vos
Undante  wore a gentleman, thou arr, I am a quean. Is
umoroso.  a game over? The game goes on. Cookcook!
M. 50-50.  Search me. The beggar the maid the bigger
the mauler. And the greater the patrarc the               
griefer the pinch. And that's what your doctor
knows. O love it is the commonknounest thing
how it pashes the plutous and the paupe.4
Pop! And egg she active or spoon she passive,
all them fine clauses in Lindley's and Murrey's
never braught the participle of a present to a
desponent hortatrixy, vindicatively I say it,

                1 With her poodle feinting to be let off and feeling dead in herself. Is love
        worse living?
                2 If she can't follow suit Renée goes to the pack.
                3 Improper frictions is maledictions and mens uration makes me mad.
                4 Llong and Shortts Primer of Black and White Wenchcraft


from her postconditional future.1 Lumpsome
is who lumpsum pays. Quantity counts though
accents falter. Yoking apart and oblique ora-
I'll go for that tions parsed to one side, a brat, alanna, can

small polly if

choose from so many, be he a sollicitor's
you'll suck to appendix, a pipe clerk or free functionist
your lebbens- flyswatter, that perfect little cad, from the
quatsch. languors and weakness of limberlimbed lassi-
hood till the head, back and heartaches of
waxedup womanage and heaps on heaps of
other things too. Note the Respectable Irish
Distressed Ladies and the Merry Mustard
Frothblowers of Humphreystown Associa-
tions. Atac first, queckqueck quicks after.
Beware how in that hist subtaile of schlangder 2
lies liaison to tease oreilles! To vert embowed
set proper penchant. But learn from that ancient
tongue to be middle old modern to the minute.
A spitter that can be depended on. Though
Wonderlawn's lost us for ever. Alis, alas, she
broke the glass! Liddell lokker through the
leafery, ours is mistery of pain.3 You may spin
on youthlit's bike and multiplease your Mike
and Nike with your kickshoes on the algebrars
O'Mara Farrell. but, volve the virgil page and view, the O of
woman is long when burly those two muters
Verschwindibus. sequent her so from Nebob4 see you never
stray who'll nimm you nice and nehm the day.
    One hath just been areading, hath not one, CONCOMI-
ya, ya, in their memoiries of Hireling's puny TANCE OF
Ulstria, wars, end so, und all, ga, ga, of The O'Brien, COURAGE,

            1 The gaggles all out.
            2 He's just bug nuts on white mate he hasn't the teath nor the grits to choo
        and that's what's wrong with Lang Wang Wurm, old worbbling goesbelly.
            3 Dear and I trust in all frivolity I may be pardoned for trespassing but I
        think I may add hell.
            4 He is my all menkind of every desception.


Monastir, The O'Connor, The Mac Loughlin and The COUNSEL
Leninstar and Mac Namara with summed their appondage, AND CON-
Connecticut. da, da, of Sire Jeallyous Seizer, that gamely STANCY.
Cliopatria, thy torskmester,1 with his duo of druidesses in ready ORDINATION
hosies history. money rompers 2 and the tryonforit of Oxthie- OF OMEN,
vious, Lapidous and Malthouse Anthemy. You ONUS AND
may fail to see the lie of that layout, Suetonia,3 OBIT. DIS-
but the reflections which recur to me are that TRIBUTION
so long as beauty life is body love 4 and so bright OF DANGER,
as Mutua of your mirror holds her candle to DUTY AND
your caudle, lone lefthand likeless, sombring DESTINY.
Autum of your Spring, reck you not one spirt POLAR PRIN-
of anyseed whether trigemelimen cuddle his CIPLES.
coddle or nope. She'll confess it by her figure
and she'll deny it to your face. If you're not
ruined by that one she won't do you any
whim. And then? What afters it? Gruff Gunne
may blow, Gam Gonna flow, the gossans eye
the jennings aye. From the butts of Heber and
The Eroico Heremon, nolens volens, brood our pansies,
Furioso makes brune in brume. There's a split in the infinitive
the valet like from to have to have been to will be. As they
smiling. warred in their big innings ease now we never
shall know. Eat early earthapples. Coax Cobra
to chatters. Hail, Heva, we hear! This is the
The hyperape the glider that gladdened the girl 5 that list to the
mink he groves the wind that lifted the leaves that folded the
mole you see nowfor fruit that hung on the tree that grew in the
crush sake, chawley! garden Gough gave. Wide hiss, we're wizen-

                           1 All his teeths back to the front, then the moon and then the moon with
                    a hole behind it.

                             2 Skip one, flop fore, jennies in the cabbage store.
                             3 None of your cumpohlstery English here!
                            4 Understudy my understandings, Sostituda, and meek thine compline-
                   ment, gymnufleshed.

                            5 Tho' I have one just like that to home, deadleaf brown with quicksilver
                   appliques, would whollymost applissiate a nice shiny sleekysilk out of that
                   slippering snake charmeuse.


ing. Hoots fromm, we're globing. Why hidest
thou hinder thy husband his name? Leda, Lada,
aflutter-afraida, so does your girdle grow!
Willed without witting, whorled without
aimed. Pappapassos, Mammamanet, warwhets-
wut and whowitswhy.1 But it's tails for
toughs and titties for totties and come
Pige pas. buckets come bats till deeleet.2
    Dark ages clasp the daisy roots, Stop, if you PANOPTICAL
are a sally of the allies, hot off Minnowaurs PURVIEW OF
and naval actiums, picked engagements and POLITICAL
banks of rowers. Please stop if you're a PROGRESS
B.C. minding missy, please do. But should AND THE
you prefer A.D. stepplease. And if you miss FUTURE PRE-
with a venture it serves you girly well glad. SENTATION
But, holy Janus, I was forgetting the Blitzen- OF THE PAST
kopfs! Here, Hengegst and Horsesauce, take
your heads 3 out of that taletub! And leave
your hinnyhennyhindyou! It's haunted. The
chamber. Of errings. Whoan, tug, trace,
Seidlitz powther stirrup! It is distinctly understouttered that,
for slogan sense you threehandshighs put your twofoot-
plumpers. large timepates in that dead wash of Lough
Murph and until such time pace one and the
same Messherrn the grinning statesmen, Brock
and Leon, have shunted the grumbling
coundedtouts, Starlin and Ser Artur Ghinis.
Foamous homely brew, bebattled by bottle,
Hoploits and gageure de guegerre.4 Bull igien bear and
atthems. then bearagain bulligan. Gringrin gringrin.
Staffs varsus herds and bucks vursus barks.

                      1 What's that ma'am? says I.
                         2 As you say yourself.
                         3 That's the lethemuse but it washes off.
                         4 Where he fought the shessock of his stimmstammer and we caught the

                  pepettes of our lovelives.


Curragh By old Grumbledum's walls. Bumps, bellows
machree, me and bawls.1 Opprimor's down, up up Opima!
bosthoon fiend. Rents and rates and tithes and taxes, wages,
Femilies hug saves and spends. Heil, heptarched span of
bank! peace!2 Live, league of lex, nex and the mores!
Fas est dass and foe err you. Impovernment
of the booble by the bauble for the bubble. So
All we suffered wrap up your worries in your woe (wumpum-
under them Cow- tum!) and shake down the shuffle for the
dung Forks and throw. For there's one mere ope 3 for down-
how we enjoyed fall ned. As Hanah Levy, shrewd shroplifter,
over our pick of and nievre anore skidoos with her spoileds.4
the basketfild. To add gay touches. For hugh and guy and
Old Kine's goy and jew. To dimpled and pimpled and
Meat Meal. simpled and wimpled. A peak in a poke and a
pig in a pew.5 She wins them by wons, a haul
Flieflie for the hectoendecate, for mangay mumbo jumbjubes
jillies and a tak mutts and jeffs muchas bracelonettes
bombambum gracies barcelonas.6 O what a loovely free-
for the speech 'twas (tep)7 to gar howalively hinter-
nappotondus. grunting! Tip. Like lilt of larks to burdened
crocodile,8 or skittering laubhing at that
wheeze of old windbag, Blusterboss, blow-
harding about all he didn't do. Hell o' your
troop! With is the winker for the muckwits
of willesly and nith is the nod for the umproar
napollyon and hitheris poorblond piebold
hoerse. Huirse. With its tricuspidal hauberk-

      1 Shake eternity and lick creation.
      2 I'm blest if I can see.

      3 Hoppity Huhneye, hoosh the hen. I like cluckers, you like nuts (wink).

      4 Sweet, medium and dry like altar wine.

      5 Who'll buy me penny babies?

      6 Well, Maggy, I got your castoff devils all right and fits lovely. And am

vaguely graceful. Maggy thanks.

      7 My six is no secret, sir, she said.

      8 Yes, there, Tad, thanks, give, from, tathair, look at that now.


helm coverchaf emblem on. For the man that
Murdoch.  broke the ranks on Monte Sinjon. The all-               
riddle of it? That that is allruddy with us,
ahead of schedule, which already is plan accom-
Pas d'action,  plished from and syne: Daft Dathy of the Five
peu de sauce.   Positions (the death ray stop him!) is still, as
reproaches Paulus, on the Madderhorn and,
entre chats and hobnobs,1 daring Dunderhead
to shiver his timbers and Hannibal mac Hamil-
tan the Hegerite2 (more livepower elbow him!)
ministerbuilding up, as repreaches Timothy,
in Saint Barmabrac's.3 Number Thirty two
West Eleventh streak looks on to that (may
all in the tocoming of the sempereternal speel
From the seven  spry with it!) datetree doloriferous which
tents of Joseph  more and over leafeth earlier than every
till the calends of  growth and, elfshot, headawag, with frayed
Mary Marian,   nerves wondering till they feeled sore like any
olivehunkered  woman that has been born at all events to the
and thorny too.  purdah and for the howmanyeth and how-
movingth time at what the demons in that
As Shakefork   jackhouse that jerry built for Massa and Missus
might pitch it.   and hijo de puta, the sparksown fermament of
the starryk fieldgosongingon where blows
a nemone at each blink of windstill4 they
were sliding along and sleeting aloof and
scouting around and shooting about. All-
whichwhile or whereaballoons for good
vaunty years Dagobert is in Clane's clean
hometown prepping up his prepueratory
and learning how to put a broad face bronzily
out through a broken breached meataerial

   1 Go up quick, stay so long, come down slow!
   2 If I gnows me gneesgnobs the both of him is gnatives of Genuas.

   3 A glass of peel and pip for Mr Potter of Texas, please.

   4 All the world loves a big gleaming jelly.


Puzzly, puzzly, from Bryan Awlining! Erin's hircohaired                
I smell a cat. culoteer.1
                    And as, these things being so or ere those FROM CENO-
things having done, way back home in Pacata GENETIC DI-
Auburnia,2 (untillably holy gammel Eire) one CHOTOMY
Two makes a world burrowing on another, (if you've got THROUGH
wing at the ma- me, neighbour, in any large lumps, geek?, and DIAGONISTIC
croscope got the strong of it) Standfest, our topiocal CONCILI-
telluspeep. sagon hero, or any otther macotther, signs is ANCE TO
on the bellyguds bastille back, bucket up with DYNASTIC
fullness, ant silvering to her jubilee,3 birch- CONTINU-
leaves her jointure, our lavy in waving, visage ITY.
full of flesh and fat as a hen's i' forehead,
From the Buffalo Airyanna and Blowyhart topsirturvy, that
Times of bysone royal pair in their palace of quicken boughs
days. hight The Goat and Compasses ('phone
number 17:69, if you want to know4) his sea-
arm strongsround her, her velivole eyne aship-
wracked, have discusst their things of the
past, crime and fable with shame, home and
profit,5 why lui lied to lei and hun tried to kill
ham, scribbledehobbles, in whose veins runs
a mixture of, are heat bent and hard upon.
Spell me the chimes. They are tales all tolled.6
Quick quake Today is well thine but where's may tomorrow
quokes the par- be. But, bless his cowly head and press his
rotbook of dates. crankly hat, what a world's woe is each's

            1 A pengeneepy for your warcheekeepy.
            2 My globe goes gaddy at geography giggle pending which time I was
      looking for my shoe all through Arabia.
            3 It must be some bugbear in the gender especially when old which they
      all soon get to look.
            4 After me looking up the plan in Humphrey's Justice of the Piece it said to
      see preseeding chaps.
            5 O boyjones and hairyoddities! Only noane told missus of her massas
      behaving she would laugh that flat that after that she had sanked down on her
      fat arks they would shaik all to sheeks.
            6 Traduced into jinglish janglage for the nusances of dolphins born.


other's weariness waiting to beadroll his own
properer mistakes, the backslapping glad-
Some is out for hander,1 free of his florid future and the other
twoheaded dul- singing likeness, dirging a past of bloody altars,
carnons but more gale with a blost to him, dove without gall.
pulfers turnips. And she, of the jilldaw's nest2 who tears up
Omnitudes in a lettereens she never apposed a pen upon.3 Yet
knutshedell. sung of love and the monster man. What's
Hiccupper to hem or her to Hagaba? Ough,
ough, brieve kindli!4
    Dogs' vespers are anending. Vespertilia- THE MON-
bitur. Goteshoppard quits his gabhard cloke GREL UNDER
to sate with Becchus. Zumbock! Achevre! THE DUNG-
Yet wind will be ere fadervor5 and the hour of MOUND.
For all us kids fruminy and bergoo bell if Nippon have pearls SIGNIFI-
under his aegis. or opals Eldorado, the daindy dish, the lecking CANCE OF
out! Gipoo, good oil! For (hushmagandy!) THE INFRA-
long 'tis till gets bright that all cocks waken LIMINAL IN-
and birds Diana6 with dawnsong hail. Aught TELLIGENCE.
darks flou a duskness. Bats that? There peepee- OFFRANDES.
Saving the public strilling. At Brannan's on the moor. At Tam
his health. Fanagan's weak yat his still's going strang.
And still here is noctules and can tell things
acommon on by that fluffy feeling. Larges
Superlative abso- loomy wheelhouse to bodgbox7 lumber up
lute of Porter- with hoodie hearsemen carrawain we keep
stown. is peace who follow his law, Sunday

            1 He gives me pulpititions with his Castlecowards never in the twowsers
    and ever in those twawsers and then babeteasing us out of our hoydenname.
            2 My goldfashioned bother near drave me roven mad and I dyeing to
    keep my linefree face like readymaid maryangs for jollycomes smashing
            3 What I would like is a jade louistone to go with the moon's increscent.
            4 Parley vows the Askinwhose? I do, Ida. And how to call the cattle black.
    Moopetsi meepotsi
            5 I was so snug off in my apholster's creedle but at long leash I'll stretch
    more capritious in his dapplepied bed.
            6 Pipette. I can almost feed their sweetness at my lisplips.
            7 A liss in hunterland.


King.1 His sevencoloured's soot (Ochone!                        
Ochonal!)2 and his imponence one heap lump-
Why so mucky block (Mogoul!). And rivers burst out like
spick bridges weeming racesround joydrinks for the fewnral-
span our Flumi- ly,3 where every feaster's a foster's other, fian-
nian road. nians all.4 The wellingbreast, he willing giant,
P.C. Helmut's in the mountain mourning his duggedy dew. To
the cottonwood, obedient of civicity in urbanious at felicity
listnin. what'll yet meek Mike5 our diputy mimber when
The throne is an he's head on poll and Peter's burgess and Miss
umbrella strande Mishy Mushy is tiptupt by Toft Taft. Boblesse
and a sceptre's a gobleege. For as Anna was at the beginning
stick. lives yet and will return after great deap sleap
Jady jewel, our rerising and a white night high with a cows of
daktar deer. Drommhiem as shower as there's a wet en-
Gautamed bud- clouded in Westwicklow or a little black rose a
ders deossiphys- truant in a thorntree. We drames our dreams
ing our Theas. tell Bappy returns. And Sein annews. We will
not say it shall not be, this passing of order and
order's coming, but in the herbest country and
in the country around Blath as in that city self
of legionds they look for its being ever yet. So
shuttle the pipers done.6 Eric aboy!7 And it's
time that all paid tribute to this massive mor-
By lineal in pon- tiality, the pink of punk perfection as photo-
dus overthepoise. graphy in mud. Some may seek to dodge the

          1 I wonder if I put the old buzzerd one night to suckle in Millickmaam's
      honey like they use to emballem some of the special popes with a book in his
      hand and his mouth open.
          2 And a ripping rude rape in his lucreasious togery.
          3 Will ye nought would wet your weapons, warriors bard?
          4 Roe, Williams, Bewey, Greene, Gorham, McEndicoth and Vyler, the
      lays of ancient homes.
          5 The stanidsglass effect, you could sugerly swear buttermilt would not
      melt down his dripping ducks.
          6 Thickathigh and Thinathews with sant their dam.
          7 Oh, could we do with this waddled of ours like that redbanked profanian
      with his bakset of yosters.


gobbet for its quantity of quality but who
wants to cheat the choker's got to learn to
chew the cud. Allwhichhole scrubs on scroll
Pitchcap and circuminiuminluminatedhave encuoniams here
triangle, noose and improperies there.1 With a pansy for the
and tinctunc. pussy in the corner.2
    Bewise of Fanciulla's heart, the heart of INCIPIT IN-
Fanciulla! Even the recollection of willow TERMISSIO.
fronds is a spellbinder that lets to hear.3 The
rushes by the grey nuns' pond: ah eh oh let
Uncle Flabbius me sigh too. Coalmansbell: behoves you
Muximus to handmake of the load. Jenny Wren: pick, peck.
Niecia Flappia Johnny Post: pack, puck.4 All the world's in
Minnimiss. As want and is writing a letters.5 A letters from a
this is. And as person to a place about a thing. And all the
this this is. world's on wish to be carrying a letters. A let-
Dear Brotus, ters to a king about a treasure from a cat.6
land me arrears. When men want to write a letters. Ten men,
ton men, pen men, pun men, wont to rise a
Rockaby, babel, ladder. And den men, dun men, fen men, fun
flatten a wall. men, hen men, hun men went to raze a leader.
How he broke the Is then any lettersday from many peoples,
good news to Daganasanavitch? Empire, your outermost.7
Gent. A posy cord. Plece.
    We have wounded our way on foe tris MAJOR AND
prince till that force in the gill is faint afarred MINOR

            1 Gosem pher, gezumpher, greeze a jarry grim felon! Good bloke him!
            2 And if they was setting on your stool as hard as my was she could beth
    her bothom dolours he'd have a culious impressiom on the diminitive that
    chafes our ends.
            3 When I'am Enastella and am taken for Essastessa I'll do that droop on the
    pohlmann's piano.
            4 Heavenly twinges, if it's one of his I'll fearly feint as swoon as he enter-
            5 To be slipped on, to be slept by, to be conned to, to be kept up. And when
    you're done push the chain.
            6 With her modesties office.
            7 Strutting as proud as a great turquin weggin that cuckhold on his Eddems
    and Clay's hat.


  and the face in the treebark feigns afear. This MODES COA-
is rainstones ringing. Strangely cult for this LESCING
ceasing of the yore. But Erigureen is ever. PROLIFER-
Pot price pon patrilinear plop, if the osseletion ATE HOMO-
of the onkring gives omen nome? Since alls GENUINE
war that end war let sports be leisure and HOMOGEN-
bring and buy fair. Ah ah athclete, blest your EITY.
bally bathfeet! Towntoquest, fortorest, the
hour that hies is hurley. A halt for hearsake.1

      1 Come, smooth of my slate, to the beat of my blosh! With all these gelded
ewes jilting about and the thrills and ills of laylock blossoms three's so much
more plants than chants for cecilies that I was thinking fairly killing times of
putting an end to myself and my malody, when I remembered all your pupil-
teacher's erringnesses in perfection class. You sh'undn't write you can't if you
w'udn't pass for undevelopmented. This is the propper way to say that, Sr. If
it's me chews to swallow all you saidn't you can eat my words for it as sure as
there's a key in my kiss. Quick erit faciofacey. When we will conjugate to-
gether toloseher tomaster tomiss while morrow fans amare hour, verbe de vie
and verve to vie, with love ay loved have I on my back spine and does for
ever. Your are me severe? Then rue. My intended, Jr, who I'm throne away
on, (here he inst, my lifstack, a newfolly likon) when I slip through my pettigo
I'll get my decree and take seidens when I'm not ploughed first by some
Rolando the Lasso, and flaunt on the flimsyfilmsies for to grig my collage
juniorees who, though they flush fuchsia, are they octette and virginity in my
shade but always my figurants. They may be yea of my year but they're nary
nay of my day. Wait till spring has sprung in spickness and prigs beg in to pry
they'll be plentyprime of housepets to pimp and pamper my. Impending mar-
riage. Nature tells everybody about but I learned all the runes of the gamest
game ever from my old nourse Asa. A most adventuring trot is her and she
vicking well knowed them all heartswise and fourwords. How Olive d'Oyly
and Winnie Carr, bejupers, they reized the dressing of a salandmon and how a
coster and a salt sailor med a mustied poet atwaimen. It most have
bean Mad Mullans planted him. Bina de Bisse and Trestrine von Terrefin.
sound, rite go round, kill kackle, kook kettle and (remember all should
I forget to) bolt the thor. Auden. Wasn't it just divining that dog of a dag
in Skokholme as I sat astrid uppum their Drewitt's altar, as cooledas as cul-
cumbre, slapping my straights till the sloping ruins, postillion, postallion, a
a swank, with you offering me clouts of illscents and them horners
stagstruck on the leasward! Don't be of red, you blanching mench! This
I'm on knows the ruelles of the rut and she don't fear andy mandy. So
sing loud, sweet cheeriot, like anegreon in heaven! The good fother with the
twingling in his eye will always have cakes in his pocket to bethroat us with
for our allmichael good. Amum. Amum. And Amum again. For tough troth
is stronger than fortuitous fiction and it's the surplice money, oh my young
friend and ah me sweet creature, what buys the bed while wits borrows the


  A scene at sight. Or dreamoneire. Which
they shall memorise. By her freewritten
Hopely for ear that annalykeses if scares for
eye that sumns. Is it in the now woodwordings
Bibelous hics- of our sweet plantation where the branchings
tory and Barbar- then will singingsing tomorrows gone and
assa harestary. yesters outcome as Satadays aftermoon lex
leap smiles on the twelvemonthsminding?
Such is. Dear (name of desired subject, A.N.),
well, and I go on to. Shlicksher. I and we
(tender condolences for happy funeral, one
if) so sorry to (mention person suppressed for
A shieling in cop- the moment, F.M.). Well (enquiries after all-
pingers and por- healths) how are you (question maggy). A
rish soup all days. lovely (introduce to domestic circles) pershan
of cates. Shrubsher. Those pothooks mostly
How matches she hawks from Poppa Vere Foster but these
metroosers? curly mequeues are of Mippa's moulding.
Shrubsheruthr. (Wave gently in the ere turn-
ing ptover.) Well, mabby (consolation of
shopes) to soon air. With best from cinder
Christinette if prints chumming, can be when
desires Soldi, for asamples, backfronted or,
if all, peethrolio or Get my Prize, using her
Le hélos tombaut flower or perfume or, if veryveryvery chum-
soul sur la jambe ming, in otherwards, who she supposed adeal,
de marche. kissists my exits. Shlicksheruthr. From Auburn
chenlemagne. Pious and pure fair one, all has
concomitated to this that she shall tread them
lifetrees leaves whose silence hitherto has
shone as sphere of silver fastalbarnstone, that
fount Bandusian shall play liquick music and
after odours sigh of musk. Blotsbloshblothe,
one dear that was. Sleep in the water, drug at
the fire, shake the dust off and dream your one
who would give her sidecurls to. Till later                                        


Mai maintenante Lammas is led in by baith our washwives, a
elle est venuse. weird of wonder tenebrous as that evil thorn-
garth, a field of faery blithe as this flowing wild.
Two Dons Johns     Aujourd'hui comme aux temps le Pline et de THE PART
Threes Totty Columelle la jacinthe se plaît dans les Gaules, PLAYED BY
Askins. la pervenche en Illyrie, la marguerite sur les BELLETRI-
ruines de Numance1 et pendant qu'autour d'elles STICKS IN
les villes ont changé de maîtres et de noms, que THE BELLUM-
plusieurs sont entrées dans le néant, que les PAX-BELLUM.
civilisations se sont choquées et brisées, leurs MUTUOMOR-
Also Spuke paisibles générations ont traversé les ages et sont PHOMUTA-
Zerothruster. arrivées jusqu'à nous, fraîches et riantes comme TION.
aux jours des batailles.2
    Margaritomancy! Hyacinthinous pervinci- SORTES VIR-
veness! Flowers. A cloud. But Bruto and GINIANAE.
Cassio are ware only of trifid tongues 3 the
A saxum shillum whispered wilfulness, ('tis demonal!) and sha-
for the sextum dows shadows multiplicating (il folsoletto nel
but nothums for falsoletto col fazzolotto dal fuzzolezzo), 4 to-
that parridge tients quotients, they tackle their quarrel. Sicka-
preast. moor's so woful sally. Ancient's aerger. And
eachway bothwise glory signs. What if she
love Sieger less though she leave Ruhm moan?
That's how our oxyggent has gotten ahold of
half their world. Moving about in the free of
the air and mixing with the ruck. Enten eller,
either or.
    Nay, rather! EXCLAMATION.

            1 The nasal foss of our natal folkfarthers so so much now for Valsing-
        giddyrex and his grand arks day triump.
            2 Translout that gaswind into turfish, Teague, that's a good bog and you,
        Thady, poliss it off, there's nateswipe, on to your blottom pulper.
            3 You daredevil donnelly, I love your piercing lots of lies and your flashy
        foreign mail so here's my cowrie card, I dalgo, with all my exes, wise and sad.
            4 All this Mitchells is a niggar for spending and I will go to the length of
          seeing that one day Big Mig will be nickleless himself.


    With sobs for his job, with tears


Tricks stunts. for his toil, with horror for his squalor


but with pep for his perdition,1 lo, the


boor plieth as the laird hireth him.


    Boon on begyndelse. AUSPICIUM.
    At maturing daily gloryaims! 2 AUGURIA.
    A flink dab for a freck dive and a stern poise DIVINITY
for a swift pounce was frankily at the manual NOT DEITY
arith sure enough which was the bekase he THE UNCER-
knowed from his cradle, no bird better, why TAINTY JUS-
his fingures were giving him whatfor to fife TIFIED BY
Truckeys' cant with. First, by observation, there came boko OUR CERTI-
for dactyl and and nigh him wigworms and nigh him tittlies TUDE.
spondee. and nigh him cheekadeekchimple and nigh EXAMPLES.
him pickpocket with pickpocketpumb, pick-
pocketpoint, pickpocketprod, pickpocket-
promise and upwithem. Holy Joe in lay
Eden. 3 And anyhows always after them the
dimpler he weighed the fonder fell he of his
null four lovedroyd curdinals, his element cur-
Panoplous pere- dinal numen and his enement curdinal marryng
grine pifflicative and his epulent curdinal weisswassh and his
pomposity. eminent curdinal Kay O'Kay. Always would
he be reciting of them, hoojahs koojahs, up by
rota, in his Fanden's catachysm from fursed to
laced, quickmarch to decemvers, so as to pin the
tenners, thumbs down. And anon an aldays,
strues yerthere, would he wile arecreating em
om lumerous ways, caiuscounting in the
scale of pin puff pive piff, piff puff pive poo,
poo puff pive pree, pree puff pive pfoor, pfoor
puff pive pippive, poopive, 4 Niall Dhu,

            1 While I'll wind the wildwoods' bluckbells among my window's weeds.
            2 Lawdy Dawdy Simpers.
            3 But where, O where, is me lickle dig done?
            4 That's his whisper waltz I like from Pigott's with that Lancydancy step.


  Foughty Unn, Enoch Thortig, endso one, like                    
to pitch of your cap, pac, on to tin tall spilli-
Non plus ulstra, cans. 1 To sum, borus pew notus pew eurus
Elba, nec, cashel- pew zipher. Ace, deuce, tricks, quarts, quims.  
bum tuum. Mumtiplay of course and carry to their whole
number. While on the other hand, traduced
by their comedy nominator to the loaferst  
terms for their aloquent parts, sexes, suppers,
oglers, novels and dice. 2 He could find (the
rakehelly!) by practice the valuse of thine-to-
mine articles with no reminder for an equality
of relations and, with the helpings from his
tables, improduce fullmin to trumblers, links
unto chains, weys in Nuffolk till tods of
Yorek, oozies ad libs and several townsends,
several hundreds, civil-to-civil imperious
gallants into gells (Irish), bringing alliving
stone allaughing down to grave clothnails and
Dondderwedder a league of archers, fools and lurchers under
Kyboshicksal the rude rule of fumb. What signifieth whole
that 3 but, be all the prowess of ten, 'tis as
strange to relate he, nonparile to rede, rite and
reckan, caught allmeals dullmarks for his
nucleuds and alegobrew. They wouldn't took
bearings no how anywheres. O them dodd-
hunters and allanights, aabs and baas for
agnomes, yees and zees for incognits, bate
him up jerrybly! Worse nor herman doror-
rhea. Give you the fantods, seemed to him.
They ought to told you every last word first
stead of trying every which way to kinder
smear it out poison long. Show that the

            1 Twelve buttles man, twentyeight bows of curls, forty bonnets woman
      and every youthfully yours makes alleven add the hundred.
            2 Gamester Damester in the road to Rouen, he grows more like his deed
      every die.
            3 Slash-the-Pill lifts the pellet. Run, Phoenix, run!


A stodge An- median, hce che ech, interecting at royde
gleshman has angles the parilegs of a given obtuse one bis-  
been worked by cuts both the arcs that are in curveachord
eccentricity. behind. Brickbaths. The family umbroglia.
A Tullagrove pole 1 to the Height of County
Fearmanagh has a septain inclinaison 2 and the
graphplot for all the functions in Lower
County Monachan, whereat samething is rivi-
sible by nighttim, may be involted into the
zeroic couplet, palls pell inhis heventh glike
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extructed, taking anan illitterettes, ififif at a tom.
Answers, (for teasers only). 3 Ten, twent, thirt,
see, ex and three icky totchty ones. From
solation to solution. Imagine the twelve
deaferended dumbbawls of the whowl above-
beugled to be the contonuation through
regeneration of the urutteration of the word
in pregross. It follows that, if the two ante-  
sedents be bissyclitties and the three come-
seekwenchers trundletrikes, then, Aysha Lali-
Ba be bi bo bum. pat behidden on the footplate, Big Whiggler 4
restant upsittuponable, the NCR 5 presents to
us (tandem year at lasted length!) an otto-
mantic turquo-indaco of pictorial shine by
pictorial shimmer so long as, gad of the gidday,
pictorial summer, viridorefulvid, lits asheen,

            1 Dideney, Dadeney, Dudeney, O, I'd know that putch on your poll.
            2 That is tottinghim in his boots.
            3 Come all ye hapney coachers and support the richview press.
            4 Braham Baruch he married his cook to Massach McKraw her uncle-in-
      law who wedded his widow to Hjalmar Kjaer who adapted his daughter to
      Braham the Bear. V for Wadlock, P for shift, H for Lona the Konkubine.
            5 A gee is just a jay on the jaunts cowsway.


but (lenz alack lends a lot), if this habby cyclic
erdor be outraciously enviolated by a mierelin
roundtableturning, like knuts in maze, the zitas
runnind hare and dart 1 with the yeggs in
their muddle, like a seven of wingless arrows,
hodgepadge, thump, kick and hurry, all boy
more missis blong him he race quickfeller all
Finnfinnotus of same hogglepiggle longer house blong him, 2
Cincinnati. while the catched and dodged exarx seems
himmulteemiously to beem (he wins her hend!
he falls to tail!) the ersed ladest mand 3 and
(uhu and uhud!) the losed farce on erro-
roots, 4 twalegged poneys and threehandled
dorkeys (madahoy, morahoy, lugahoy, jog-
Arthurgink's ahoyaway) MPM brings us a rainborne pamto-
hussies and momiom, aqualavant to (cat my dogs, if I
Everguin's men. baint dingbushed like everything!) kaksitoista
volts yksitoista volts kymmenen volts yhdek-
san volts kahdeksan volts seitseman volts kuusi
volts viisi volts nelja volts kolme volts kaksi
volts yksi! allahthallacamellated, caravan series
Nom de nombres! to the finish of helve's fractures.5 In outher
The balbearians. wards, one from five, two to fives ones, one
from fives two millamills with a mill and a
half a mill and twos twos fives fives of bully
clavers. For a surview over all the factionables
see Iris in the Evenine's World. 6 Binomeans
to be comprendered. Inexcessible as thy by
god ways. The aximones. And their prosta-           

           1  Talking about trilbits.
           2   Barneycorrall, a precedent for the prodection of curiosity from children.
           3  A pfurty pscore of ruderic rossies haremhorde for his divelsion.
           4   Look at your mad father on his boneshaker fraywhaling round Myriom
           5  Try Asia for the assphalt body with the concreke soul and the forequarters
      of the moon behinding out of his phase.
           6 Tomatoes malmalaid with De Quinceys salade can be tastily served with
      Indiana Blues on the violens.


lutes. For his neuralgiabrown.
Equal to = aosch.
    P.t.l.o.a.t.o.  HEPTAGRAMMATON
    So, bagdad, after those initials falls and that HYPOTHESES 
primary taincture, as I know and you know OF COM- 
yourself, begath, and the arab in the ghetto MONEST EX- 
knows better, by nettus, nor anymeade or PERIENCES 
persan, comic cuts and series exerxeses always BEFORE APO
were to be capered in Casey's frost book of, THEOSIS OF 
page torn on dirty, to be hacked at Hickey's, THE LUSTRAL 
Vive Paco  hucksler, Wellington's Iron Bridge, and so, by PRINCIPIUM
Hunter!  long last, as it would shuffle out, must he to
trump adieu atout atous to those cardinhands
The hoisted in  he a big deal missed, radmachrees and rosse-
red and the low-  cullinans and blagpikes in suitclover. Dear
ered in black.  hearts of my counting, would he revoke them,
forewheel to packnumbers, and, the time being
no help fort, plates to lick one and turn over.
    Problem ye ferst, construct ann aquilittoral INGENIOUS 
dryankle Probe loom! With his primal hand- LABOUR- 
The boss's bess  stoe in his sole salivarium. Concoct an equo- TENACITY 
bass is the browd  angular trillitter. 1 On the name of the tizzer AS BETWEEN 
of Mullingar.  and off the tongs and off the mythametical INGENUOUS 
tripods. Beatsoon. AND LIBERTINE
   Can you nei do her, numb? asks Dolph, 2 PROPE AND 
suspecting the answer know. Oikkont, ken PROCUL IN 
you, ninny? asks Kev, 3 expecting the answer THE CON- 
guess. 4 Nor was the noer long disappointed VERGENCE 
for easiest of kisshams, he was made vicewise. OF THEIR
The aliments of   Oc, tell it to oui, do, Sem! Well, 'tis oil thusly. CONTRAPUL-   
jumeantry.   First mull a mugfull of mud, son. 5 Oglores, SIVENESS. 

            1 As Rhombulus and Rhebus went building rhomes one day.
            2 The trouveller.
            3 Of the disorded visage.
            4 Singlebarrelled names for doubleparalleled twixtytwins.
            5 Like pudging a spoon fist of sugans into a sotspot of choucolout.


the virtuoser prays, olorum What the D.V.
would I to that for? That's a goosey's gans-           
wer you're for giving me, he is told, what the
Deva would you do that for? 1 Now, sknow
royol road to Puddlin, take your mut for a
first beginning, big to bog, back to bach.
Wolsherwomens Anny liffle mud which cometh out of Mam
at their weirdst.  will doob, I guess. A.I.  Amnium instar. And
to find a locus for an alp get a howlth on her
bayrings as a prisme O and for a second O
unbox your compasses. I cain but are you
able? Amicably nod. Gu it! So let's seth off
betwain us. Prompty? Mux your pistany at a
point of the coastmap to be called a but pro-
nounced olfa. There's the isle of Mun, ah!
O! Tis just. Bene! Now, whole in applepine
odrer 2

        (for       husk, hisk, a spirit spires       Dolph, dean of idlers, meager
        suckling of gert stoan, though barekely a balbose boy, he too,      
       venite, preteriti,3 sine mora dumque de entibus nascituris decentius in
       lingua roman mortuorum parva chartula liviana ostenditur, seden-
       tes in letitiae super ollas carnium, spectantes immo situm lutetiae unde
       auspiciis secundis tantae consurgent humanae stirpes, antiquissimam
       flaminum amborium Jordani et Jambaptistae mentibus revolvamus
       sapientiam: totum tute fluvii modo mundo fluere, eadem quae ex
       aggere fututa iterum inter alveum fore futura, quodlibet sese
       ipsum per aliudpiam agnoscere contrarium, omnem demun amnem
       ripis rivalibus amplecti4       recurrently often, when him moved he
       would cake their chair, coached rebelliumtending mikes of his
       same and over his own choirage at Backlane Univarsity, among of
       which pupal souaves the pizdrool was pulled up, bred and bat



         1 Will you walk into my wavetrap? said the spiter to the shy. 
         2 If we each could always do all we ever did. 
         3 Dope in Canorian words we've made. Spish from the Doc. 
         4 Basqueesh, Finnican, Hungulash and Old Teangtaggle, the only pure 
    way to work a curse. 


tered, for a dillon a dollar,1 chanching letters for them vice o'verse
to bronze mottes and blending tschemes for em in tropadores and
doublecressing twofold thruths and devising tingling tailwords
too whilest, cunctant that another would finish his sentence for
him, he druider would smilabit eggways2 ned, he, to don't say
nothing, would, so prim, and pick upon his ten ordinailed ungles,
trying to undo with his teeth the knots made by his tongue,
retelling humself by the math hour, long as he's brood reel of
funnish ficts apout the shee, how faust of all and on segund
thoughts and the thirds the charmhim girlalove and fourther-
more and filthily with bag from Oxatown and baroccidents and
proper accidence and hoptohill and hexenshoes, in fine the whole
damning letter; and, in point of feet, when he landed in ourland's
leinster3 of saved and solomnones for the twicedhecame time, off
Lipton's strongbowed launch, the Lady Eva, in a tan soute of
sails4 he converted it's nataves, name saints, young ordnands,
maderaheads and old unguished P.T. Publikums, through the
medium of znigznaks with sotiric zeal, to put off the barcelonas5
from their peccaminous corpulums (Gratings, Mr Dane!) and
kiss on their bottes (Master!) as often as they came within blood-
shot of that other familiar temple and showed em the celestine
way to by his tristar and his flop hattrick and his perry humdrum
dumb and numb nostrums that he larned in Hymbuktu,6 and that
same galloroman cultous is very prevailend up to this windiest of
landhavemiseries all over what was beforeaboots a land of nods, in
spite of all the bloot, all the braim, all the brawn, all the brile, that
was shod, that were shat, that was shuk all the while, for our
massangrey if mosshungry people, the at Wickerworks,7 still hold


      1 An ounceworth of onions for a pennyawealth of sobs.
      2 Who brought us into the yellow world!
      3 Because it's run on the mountain and river system.
      4 When all them allied sloopers was ventitillated in their poppos and,
sliding down by creek and veek, stole snaking out to sea.
      5 They were plumped and plumed and jerried and citizens and racers, and
      6 Creeping Crawleys petery parley, banished to his native Ireland from
erring under Ryan.
   7 Had our retrospectable fearfurther gatch mutchtatches?


ford to their healing and 1 byleave in the old weights downupon
the Swanny, innovated by him, the prence di Propagandi, the
chrism for the christmass, the pillar of the perished and the rock
o'ralereality, and it is veritably belied, we belove, that not allsods
of esoupcans that's in the queen's pottage post and not allfinesof
greendgold that the Indus contains would overhinduce them,
(o.p.) to steeplechange back once from their ophis workship and
twice on sundises, to their ancient flash and crash habits of old
Pales time ere beam slewed cable 2 or Derzherr, live wire, fired
Benjermine Funkling outa th'Empyre, sin righthand son; which,
cummal, having listed curefully to the interlooking and the under-
lacking of her twentynine shifts or his continental's curses, pum-
mel, apostrophised Byrne's and Flamming's and Furniss's and
Bill Hayses's and Ellishly Haught's, hoc, they (t.a.W.), sick
or whole, stiff or sober, let drop as a doombody drops, with-
out another ostrovgods word eitherways, in their own lineal
descendance, as priesto as puddywhack, 3 coal on: 4 and, as we
gang along to gigglehouse, talking of molniacs' manias and
missions for mades to scotch the schlang and leathercoats for
murty magdies, of course this has blameall in that medeoturanian
world to say to blessed by Pointer the Grace's his privates judge-
ments 5 whenso to put it, disparito, duspurudo, desterrado, des-
pertieu, or, saving his presents for his own onefriend Bevradge,
Conn the Shaughraun; but to return for a moment from the
reptile's age 6 to the coxswain on the first landing (page Ainee
Rivière!) if the pretty Lady Elisabbess, Hotel des Ruines      she
laid her batsleeve for him two trueveres tell love (on the Ides of
Valentino's, at Idleness, Floods Area, Isolade, Liv's lonely
daughter, with the Comes Tichiami, of Prima Vista, Abroad,
suddenly), and beauty alone of all dare say when now, uncrowned,


      1 That is to sight, when cleared of factions, vulgure and decimating.
      2 They just spirits a body away.
      3 Patatapadatback.
      4 Dump her (the missuse).
      5 Fox him! The leggy colt!
      6 Do he not know that walleds had wars. Harring man, is neow king. This
is modeln times.


deceptered, in what niche of time 1 is Shee or where in the rose
world trysting, that was the belle of La Chapelle, shapely Liselle,
and the peg-of-my-heart of all the tompull or on whose limbs-to-
lave her semicupiose eyes now kindling themselves are brightning, 2
O Shee who then (4.32 M.P., old time, to be precise, according to
all three doctors waterburies that was Mac Auliffe and poor Mac-
Beth and poor MacGhimley to the tickleticks, of the synchron-
isms, all lauschening, a time also confirmed seven sincuries later by
the quatren medical johnny, poor old MacAdoo MacDollett, with
notary, 3 whose presence was required by law of Devine Fore-
sygth and decretal of the Douge) who after the first compliments 4
med darkist day light, gave him then that vantage of a Blinken-
sope's cuddlebath at her proper mitts      if she then, the then that
matters,      but, seigneur! she could never have forefelt, as she yet
will fearfeel, when the lovenext breaks out, such a coolcold
douche as him, the totterer, the four-flights-the-charmer, doub-
ling back, in nowtime, 5 bymby when saltwater he wush him these
iselands, O alors! to mount miss (the wooeds of Fogloot!) under
that chemise de fer and a vartryproof name, Multalusi (would it
wash?) with a cheek white peaceful as, wen shall say, a single pro-
fessed claire's 6 and his washawash tubatubtub and his diagonoser's
lampblick, to pure where they where hornest girls, to buy her in
par jure, il you plait, nuncandtunc and for simper, and other duel
mavourneens in plurible numbers from Arklow Vikloe to Louth
super Luck, come messes, come mams, and touch your spottprice
(for 'twas he was the born suborner, man) on behalf of an oldest
ablished firma of winebakers, Lagrima and Gemiti, later on, his
craft ebbing, invoked by the unirish title, Grindings of Nash, 7 the


            1 Muckross Abbey with the creepers taken off.
            2 Joke and Jilt will have their tilt.
            3 Old Mamalujorum and Rawrogerum.
            4 Why have these puerile blonds those large flexible ears?
            5 Pomeroy Roche of Portobello, or the Wreck of the Ragamuffin.
            6 No wonder Miss Dotsh took to veils and she descended from that
            7 The bookley with the rusin's hat is Patomkin but I'm blowed if I knowed
      who the slave is doing behind the curtain.


One and Only, Unic bar None, of Saint Yves by Landsend corn-
wer, man       ship me silver!, it must have been, faw! a terrible
mavrue mavone, to synamite up the old Adam-he-used-to, such a
finalley, and that's flat as Tut's fut, for whowghowho? the poour
girl, a lonely peggy, given the bird, so inseuladed as Crampton's
peartree, (she sall eurn bitter bed by thirt sweet of her face!), and
short wonder so many of the tomthick and tarry members in all
there subsequious ages of our timocracy tipped to console with her
at her mirrorable gracewindow'd hut 1 till the ives of Man, the
O'Kneels and the O'Prayins and the O'Hyens of Lochlaunstown
and the O'Hollerins of Staneybatter, hollyboys, all, burryripe
who'll buy?, 2 in juwelietry and kickychoses and madornaments
and that's not the finis of it (would it were!)      but to think of him
foundling a nelliza the second, 3 also cliptbuss (the best was still
there if the torso was gone) where he did and when he did, re-
triever to the last 4      escapes my forgetness now was it dust-
covered, nom de Lieu! on lapse or street ondown, through, for or
from a foe, by with as on a friend, at the Rectory? Vicarage Road?
Bishop's Folly? Papesthorpe?, after picket fences, stonewalls, out
and ins or oxers      for merry a valsehood whisprit he to manny a
lilying earling; 5 and to try to analyse that ambo's pair of brace-
leans akwart the rollyon trying to amarm all 6 of that miching
micher's bearded but insensible virility and its gaulish mous-
taches, Dammad and Groany, into her limited (tuff, tuff, que tu es
pitre!) lapse at the same slapse for towelling ends 7 in their dolight-
ful Sexsex home, Somehow-at-Sea (O little oily head, sloper's
brow and prickled ears !) as though he, a notoriety, a foist edition,
were a wrigular writher neonovene babe! 8      well, diarmuee and


        1 O hce! O hce
        2 Six and seven the League.
        3 It's all round me hat I'll wear a drooping dido
        4 Have you ever thought of a hitching your stern and being ourdeaned
    Mester Bootenfly, here's me and Myrtle is twinkling to know. 
        5 To show they caught preferment
        6 See the freeman's cuticatura by Fennella.
        7 Just one big booty's pot. 
        8 Charles de Simples had an infirmierity complexe before he died a natural 


granyou and Vae Vinctis that is what lamoor that of gentle
breast rathe is intaken seems circling toward out yondest (it's
life that's all chokered by that batch of grim rushers) heaven
help his hindmost and, mark mo, if the so greatly displeaced
diorems in the Saint Lubbock's Day number of that most improv-
ing of roundshows, Spice and Westend Woman (utterly exhausted
before publication, indiapepper edition shortly), are for our in-
dices, it agins to pear like it, par my fay, and there is no use for your
pastripreaching for to cheesse it either or praying fresh fleshblood
claspers of young catholick throats on Huggin Green 1 to take
warning by the prispast, why?, by cows ·.· man, in shirt, is how
he is più la gonna è mobile and .·. they wonet do ut; and, an you
could peep inside the cerebralised saucepan of this eer illwinded
goodfornobody, you would see in his house of thoughtsam (was
you, that is, decontaminated enough to look discarnate) what a
jetsam litterage of convolvuli of times lost or strayed, of lands
derelict and of tongues laggin too, longa yamsayore, not only that
but, search lighting, beached, bashed and beaushelled à la Mer
pharahead into faturity, your own convolvulis pickninnig capman
would real to jazztfancy the novo takin place of what stale words
whilom were woven with and fitted fairly featly for, so; and
equally so, the crame of the whole faustian fustian, whether your
launer's lightsome or your soulard's schwearmood, it is that,
whenas the swiftshut scareyss of our pupilteachertaut duplex will
hark back to lark to you symibellically that, though a day be as
dense as a decade, no mouth has the might to set a mearbound to
the march of a landsmaul, 2 in half a sylb, helf a solb, holf a salb on-
ward 3 the beast of boredom, common sense, lurking gyrographi-
cally down inside his loose Eating S.S. collar is gogoing of
whisth to you sternly how       Plutonic loveliaks twinnt Platonic
yearlings       you must, how, in undivided reawlity draw the line


    1 Where Buickly of the Glass and Bellows pumped the Rudge engineral.
    2 Matter of Brettaine and brut fierce.
    3 Bussmullah, cried Lord Wolsley, how me Aunty Mag'll row!


Coss? Cossist? Your parn! You, you make WHY MY AS
what name? (and in truth, as a poor soul is LIKEWISE
between shift and shift ere the death he has WHIS HIS.
lived through becomes the life he is to die
into, he or he had albut      he was rickets as to
reasons but the balance of his minds was
stables      lost himself or himself some som-
nione sciupiones, soswhitchoverswetch had
he or he gazet, murphy come, murphy go,
murphy plant, murphy grow, a maryamyria-
meliamurphies, in the lazily eye of his lapis,

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Uteralterance or Vieus Von DVbLIn, 'twas one of dozedeams
the Interplay of a darkies ding in dewood) the Turnpike under
Bones in the the Great Ulm (with Mearingstone in Fore
Womb. ground). 1 Given now ann linch you take enn
all. Allow me! And, heaving alljawbreakical
expressions out of old Sare Isaac's 2 universal
The Vortex. of specious aristmystic unsaid, A is for Anna
Spring of Sprung like L is for liv. Aha hahah, Ante Ann you're
Verse. The Ver- apt to ape aunty annalive! Dawn gives rise.
tex. Lo, lo, lives love! Eve takes fall. La, la, laugh
leaves alass! Aiaiaiai, Antiann, we're last to
the lost, Loulou! Tis perfect. Now (lens

                1 Draumcondra's Dream country where the betterlies blow.
                2 O, Laughing Sally, are we going to be toadhauntered by that old Pantifox
        Sir Somebody Something, Burtt, for the rest of our secret stripture?


your dappled yeye here, mine's presbyoperian,
shill and wall) we see the copyngink strayed-
line AL (in Fig., the forest) from being con-
tinued, stops ait Lambday1: Modder ilond
there too. Allow me anchore! I bring down
noth and carry awe. Now, then, take this in!
One of the most murmurable loose carollaries
Sarga, or the ever Ellis threw his cookingclass. With Olaf
path of outgoing. as centrum and Olaf's lambtail for his spokes-

man circumscript a cyclone. Allow ter! Hoop!

As round as the calf of an egg! O, dear
me! O, dear me now! Another grand dis-
cobely! After Makefearsome's Ocean. You've
actuary entducked one! Quok! Why, you
haven't a passer! Fantastic! Early' clever,
surely doomed, to Swift's, alas, the galehus!
Docetism and Match of a matchness, like your Bigdud dadder
Didicism, Maya- in the boudeville song, Gorotsky Gollovar's
Thaya. Tamas- Troubles, raucking his flavourite turvku in
Rajas-Sattvas. the smukking precincts of lydias,2 with Mary
Owens and Dolly Monks seesidling to edge
his cropulence and Blake-Roche, Kingston
and Dockrell auriscenting him from afurz, our
papacocopotl, 3 Abraham Bradley King? (ting
ting! ting ting!) By his magmasine fall. Lumps,
lavas and all.4 Bene! But, thunder and turf, it's
not alover yet! One recalls Byzantium. The
mystery repeats itself todate as our callback
mother Gaudyanna, that was daughter to a
tanner, 5 used to sing, as I think, now and then
consinuously over her possetpot in her quer

            1 Ex jup pep off Carpenger Strate. The kids' and dolls' home. Makeacake-
            2 A vagrant need is a flagrant weed.
            3 Grand for blowing off steam when you walk up in the morning.
            4 At the foot of Bagnabun Banbasday was lost on one.
            5 We're all found of our anmal matter.


homolocous humminbass hesterdie and ist-
herdie forivor. 1 Vanissas Vanistatums! And
The Vegetable for a night of thoughtsendyures and a day. As
Cell and its Pri- Great Shapesphere puns it. In effect, I re-
vate Properties. mumble, from the yules gone by, purr lil mur-
rerof myhind, so she used indeed. When she
give me the Sundaclouths she hung up for
Tate and Comyng and snuffed out the ghost
in the candle at his old game of haunt the
sleepper. Faithful departed. When I'm dream-
ing back like that I begins to see we're only
all telescopes. Or the comeallyoum saunds.
Like when I dromed I was in Dairy and was
wuckened up with thump in thudderdown.
Rest in peace! But to return. 2 What a wonder-
ful memory you have too! Twonderful
morrowy! Straorbinaire! Bene! I bring town
eau and curry nothung up my sleeve. Now,
springing quickenly from the mudland Loosh
from Luccan with Allhim as her Elder tetra-
turn a somersault. All's fair on all fours, as
my instructor unstrict me. Watch! And you'll

have the whole inkle. Allow, allow! Gyre O,

gyre O, gyrotundo! Hop lala! As umpty
herum as you seat! O, dear me, that was very
nesse! Very nace indeed! And makes us a
The haves and daintical pair of accomplasses! You, allus for
the havenots: a the kunst and me for omething with a handel
distinction. to it. Beve! Now, as will pressantly be felt,
there's tew tricklesome poinds where our
twain of doubling bicirculars, mating approxe-
metely in their suite poi and poi, dunloop
into eath the ocher. Lucihere! I fee where you

            1 Sewing up the beillybursts in their buckskin shiorts for big Kapitayn
       Killykook and the Jukes of Kelleiney.
            2 Say where! A timbrelfill of twinkletinkle.


mea. The doubleviewed seeds. Nun, lemmas
quatsch, vide pervoys akstiom, and I think as
I'm suqeez in the limon, stickme punctum, but
for semenal rations I'd likelong, by Araxes,
to mack a capital Pee for Pride down there
on the batom 1 where Hoddum and Heave, our
monsterbilker, balked his bawd of parodies.
Zweispaltung as And let you go, Airmienious, and mick your
Fundemaintalish modest mock Pie out of Humbles up your
of Wiederher- end. Where your apexojesus will be a point
stellung. of order. With a geing groan grunt and a
croak click cluck. 2 And my faceage kink and
kurkle trying to make keek peep. 3 Are you
right there, Michael, are you right? Do you
think you can hold on by sitting tight? Well,
of course, it's awful angelous. Still I don't feel
it's so dangelous. Ay, I'm right here, Nickel,
and I'll write. Singing the top line why it
suits me mikey fine. But, yaghags hogwarts
and arrahquinonthiance, it's the muddest thick
that was ever heard dump since Eggsmather
got smothered in the plap of the pfan. Now,
to compleat anglers, beloved bironthiarn and
hushtokan hishtakatsch, join alfa pea and
pull loose by dotties and, to be more
sparematically logoical, eelpie and paleale by
trunkles. Alow me align while I encloud
especious! The Nike done it. Like pah,4 I peh.
Innate little bondery. And as plane as a poke
stiff.5 Now, aqua in buccat. I'll make you to
see figuratleavely the whome of your eternal                      

            1 Parsee ffrench for the upholdsterer would be delightered.
            2 I'll pass out if the screw spliss his strut.
            3 Thargam then goeligum? If you sink I can, swimford. Suksumkale!
            4 Hasitatense?
            5 The impudence of that in girl's things!


geomater. And if you flung her headdress on            
her from under her highlows you'd wheeze
whyse Salmonson set his seel on a hexen-
Destiny, In- gown.1 Hissss!, Arrah, go on! Fin for fun!
fluence of Design You've spat your shower like a son of Sibernia
upon. but let's have at it! Subtend to me now! Pisk!
Outer serpumstances beiug ekewilled, we care-
fully, if she pleats, lift by her seam hem and
jabote at the spidsiest of her trickkikant (like
thousands done before since fillies calpered.
Ocone! Ocone!) the maidsapron of our A.L.P.,
fearfully! till its nether nadir is vortically where
(allow me aright to two cute winkles) its naval's
Prometheus or napex will have to beandbe. You must proach
the Promise of near mear for at is dark. Lob. And light
Provision. your mech. Jeldy! And this is what you'll say.2
Waaaaaa. Tch! Sluice! Pla! And their, redneck,
(for addn't we to gayatsee with Puhl the Pun-
kah's bell?) mygh and thy, the living spit of
dead waters, 3 fastness firm of Hurdlebury Fenn,
discinct and isoplural in its (your sow to
the duble) sixuous parts, flument, fluvey and
fluteous, midden wedge of the stream's your
muddy old triagonal delta, fiho miho, plain
for you now, appia lippia pluvaville, (hop the
hula, girls!) the no niggard spot of her safety
vulve, first of all usquiluteral threeingles, (and
why wouldn't she sit cressloggedlike the lass
that lured a tailor?) the constant of fluxion,
Mahamewetma, pride of the province 4 and
when that tidled boare rutches up from the
Afrantic, allaph quaran's his bett und bier! 5

                            1 The chape of Doña Speranza of the Nacion.
                            2 Ugol egal ogle. Mi vidim Mi.
                            3 It is, it is Sangannon's dream.
                            4 And all meinkind.
                            5 Whangpoos the paddle and whiss whee whoo.


Ambages and Paa lickam laa lickam, apl lpa! This it is an her.
Their Rôle. You see her it. Which it whom you see it is
her. And if you could goaneggbetter we'd soon
see some raffant scrumala riffa. Quicks herit
fossyending. Quef! So post that to your pape
and smarket! And you can haul up that languil
pennant, mate. I've read your tunc's dimissage.
For, let it be taken that her littlenist is of no
magnetude or again let it be granted that Doll
the laziest can be dissimulant with all respects
from Doll the fiercst, thence must any what-
youlike in the power of empthood be either
Ecclasiastical greater THaN or less THaN the unitate we
and Celestial have in one or hence shall the vectorious ready-
Hierarchies. The eyes of evertwo circumflicksrent searclhers
Ascending. The never film in the elipsities of their gyribouts
Descending. those fickers which are returnally reprodictive
of themselves. 1 Which is unpassible. Quarrel-
lary. The logos of somewome to that base any-
thing, when most characteristically mantissa
minus, comes to nullum in the endth: 2 orso,
here is nowet badder than the sin of Aha with
his cosin Lil, verswaysed on coverswised, and
all that's consecants and cotangincies till Per-
perp stops repippinghim since her redtangles
are all abscissan for limitsing this tendency of
our Frivulteeny Sexuagesima 3 to expense her-
The peripatetic selfs as sphere as possible, paradismic peri-
periphery. It's mutter, in all directions on the bend of the
Allothesis. unbridalled, the infinisissimalls of her facets
becoming manier and manier as the calicolum
of her umdescribables (one has thoughts of
that eternal Rome) shrinks from schurtiness

            1 I enjoy as good as anyone.
            2 Neither a soul to be saved nor a body to be kicked.
            3 The boast of the town.


to scherts. 1 Scholium, there are trist sigheds to
everysing but ichs on the freed brings euchs to
the feared. Qued? Mother of us all! O, dear
me, look at that now! I don't know is it your
spictre or my omination but I'm glad you
dimentioned it! My Lourde! My Lourde! If
that aint just the beatenest lay I ever see! And
a superpbosition! Quoint a quincidence! O.K.
Canine Venus Omnius Kollidimus. As Ollover Krumwall
sublimated to sayed when he slepped ueber his grannya-
Aulidic mother. Kangaroose feathers: Who in the name
Aphrodite. of thunder'd ever belevin you were that bolt?
But you're holy mooxed and gaping up the
wrong palce 2 as if you was seeheeing the gheist
that stays forenenst, you blessed simpletop
domefool! Where's your belested loiternan's
lamp? You must lap wandret down the bluish-
ing refluction below. Her trunk's not her brain-
box. Hear where the bolgylines, Yseen here the
puncture. So he done it. Luck! See her good.
Exclusivism: the Well, well, well, well! O dee, O dee, that's
Ors, Sors and very lovely! We like Simperspreach Hammel-
Fors, which? tones to fellow Selvertunes O'Haggans. 3 When
he rolls over his ars and shows the hise of his
heels. Vely lovely entilely! Like a yangsheep-
slang with the tsifengtse. So analytical plaus-
ible! And be the powers of Moll Kelly, neigh-
bour topsowyer, it will be a lozenge to me all
my lauffe. 4 More better twofeller we been speak
copperads. Ever thought about Guinness's?
And the regrettable Parson Rome's advice?

            1 Hen's bens, are we soddy we missiled her?
            2 I call that a scumhead.
            3 Pure chingchong idiotism with any way words all in one soluble. Gee
    each owe tea eye smells fish. That's U.
            4 The Doodles family, HCEt.gif (61 bytes), ALPt.gif (77 bytes), ISSYt.gif (60 bytes)Fourt.gif (68 bytes), wpe15D.jpg (685 bytes), SHAUNt.gif (92 bytes), SHEMt.gif (63 bytes). Hoodle doodle,


Want to join the police. 1 You know, you were
always one of the bright ones, since a foot
made you an unmentionable, fakes! You know,
you're the divver's own smart gossoon, aequal
to yoursell and wanigel to anglyother, so you
are, hoax! You know, you'll be dampned, so
you will, one of these invernal days but you
will be, carrotty! 2
Primanouriture      Wherapool, gayet that when he stop look SICK US A
and Ultimo- time he stop long ground who here hurry he SOCK WITH
geniture. would have ever the lothst word, with a sweet SOME SEDI-
me ah err eye ear marie to reat from the jacob's 3 MENT IN IT
and a shypull for toothsake of his armjaws FOR THE
at the slidepage of de Vere Foster, would and SAKE OF OUR
could candykissing P. Kevin to fress up the DARNING
rinnerung and to ate by hart (leo I read, such a WIVES.
spanish, escribibis, all your mycoscoups) wont
to nibbleh ravenostonnoriously ihs mum to
me in bewonderment of his chipper chuthor
for, while that Other by the halp of his creac-
tive mind offered to deleberate the mass from
the booty of fight our Same with the holp
of the bounty of food sought to delubberate
the mess from his corructive mund, with his
muffetee cuffes ownconsciously grafficking
with his sinister cyclopes after trigamies and
spirals' wobbles pursuiting their rovinghamil-
ton selves and godolphing in fairlove to see
around the waste of noland's browne jesus 4
(thur him no quartos!) till that on him poorin
No Sturm. No sweat the juggaleer's veins (quench his quill!)
Drang. in his napier scrag stud out bursthright tam-

            1 Picking on Nickagain, Pikey Mikey?
            2 Early morning, sir Dav Stephens, said the First Gentleman in youreups.
            3 Bag bag blockcheap, have you any will?
            4 What a lubberly whide elephant for the men-in-the-straits!


Illustration. quam taughtropes. (Spry him! call a blood
lekar! Where's Dr Brassenaarse?) Es war itwas
in his priesterrite. O He Must Suffer! From this
misbelieving feacemaker to his noncredible
fancyflame.1 Ask for bosthoon, late for Mass,
pray for blaablaablack sheep. (Sure you could
wright anny pippap passage, Eye bet, as foyne
as that moultylousy Erewhig, yerself, mick!
Nock the muddy nickers! 2 Christ's Church
varses Bellial!) Dear and he went on to scripple
Ascription of the gentlemine born, milady bread, he would pen
Active. for her, he would pine for her, 3 how he would
patpun fun for all 4 with his frolicky frowner
so and his glumsome grinner otherso. And how
are you, waggy? 5 My animal his sorrafool!
And trieste, ah trieste ate I my liver! Se non é
vero son trovatore. O jerry! He was soso, harriot
all! He was sadfellow, steifel! He was mister-
mysterion. Like a purate out of pensionee with
a gouvernament job. All moanday, tearsday,
wailsday, thumpsday, frightday, shatterday till
the fear of the Law. Look at this twitches!
He was quisquis, floored on his plankraft of
shittim wood. Look at him! Sink deep or
Proscription of touch not the Cartesian spring! Want more
the Passive. ashes, griper? How diesmal he was lying low
on his rawside laying siege to goblin castle.
And, bezouts that, how hyenesmeal he was
laying him long on his laughside lying sack
to croakpartridge. (Be thou wars Rolaf's intes-

            1 And she had to seek a pond's apeace to salve her suiterkins. Sued!
            2 Excuse theyre christianbrothers irish?
            3 When she tripped against the briery bush he profused her allover with
       curtsey flowers.
            4 A nastilow disigraible game.
            5 Dear old Erosmas. Very glad you are going to Penmark. Write to the
       corner. Grunny Grant.


tions, quoths the Bhagavat biskop Leech) Ann
opes tipoo soon ear! If you could me lendtill
my pascol's kondyl, sahib, and the price of a
plate of poultice. Punked. With best apolojigs
and merrymoney thanks to self for all the
Ensouling Fe- clerricals and again begs guerdon for bistris-
male Sustains pissing on your bunificence. Well wiggy-
Agonising Over- wiggywagtail, and how are you, yaggy? With
man. a capital Tea for Thirst. From here Buvard to
dear Picuchet. Blott.
     Now, (peel your eyes, my gins, and brush WHEN THE
your saton hat, me elementator joyclid, son of ANSWERER
a Butt! She's mine, Jow low jure, 1 be Skibber- IS A LEMAN.  
ing's eagles, sweet tart of Whiteknees Arch-
way) watch him, having caught at the bi-
furking calamum in his bolsillos, the onelike
underworp he had ever funnet without diffi-
cultads, the aboleshqvick, signing away in
Sesama to the happinext complete, (Exquisite Game of in-
Rescues. The spiration! I always adored your hand. So could
Key Signature. I too and without the scrope of a pen. Ohr for
oral, key for crib, olchedolche and a lunge ad
lib. Can you write us a last line? From Smith-
Jones-Orbison?) intrieatedly in years, jirry-
alimpaloop. And i Romain, hup u bn gd grl. 2
Unds alws my thts. To fallthere at bare feet
hurryaswormarose. Two dies of one raffle-
ment. Eche bennyache. Outstamp and dis-
tribute him at the expanse of his society. To
be continued. Anon.
      And ook, ook, ook, fanky! All the charic- ALL SQUARE
tures 3 in the drame! This is how San holy- AND

            1 I loved to see the Macbeths Jerseys knacking spots of the Plumpduffs
            2 Lifp year fends you all and moe, fouvenirs foft as fummer fnow, fweet
        willings and forget-uf-knots.
            3 Gag his tubes yourself.


    polypools. And this, pardonsky! is the way   ACCORDING
    Romeopullupalleaps. 1 Pose the pen, man,   TO COCKER.
    way me does. Way ole missa vellatooth fust  
    show me how. Fourth power to her illpogue!  
  Force Centres of   Bould strokes for your life! Tip! This is Steal,  
  the Fire Serpen-   this is Barke, this is Starn, this is Swhipt, this is  
  tine: heart,   Wiles, this is Pshaw, this is Doubbllinnbbay-  
  throat, navel,   yates. 2 This is brave Danny weeping his spache  
  spleen, sacral,   for the popers. This is cool Connolly wiping  
  fontanella, inter-   his hearth with brave Danny. And this, regard!  
  temporal eye.   how Chawleses Skewered parparaparnelligoes  
  Conception of the   between brave Danny boy and the Connolly.  
  Compromise and   Upanishadem! Top. Spoken hath L'arty Ma-  
  Finding of a   gory. Eregob ragh. Prouf! 3  
  Formula.        And Kev was wreathed with his pother. TROTHBLOWERS.
    But, (that Jacoby feeling again for fore- FIG AND
    bitten fruit and, my Georgeous, Kevvy too he THISTLE
    just loves his puppadums, I judge!) after all his PLOT A PIG
    autocratic writings of paraboles of famellicurbs AND WHISTLE.
    and meddlied muddlingisms, thee faroots hof  
  Ideal Present   cullchaw end ate citrawn woodint wun able  
  Alone Produces   rep of the triperforator awlrite blast through  
  Real Future.   his pergaman hit him where he lived and do for  
    the blessted selfchuruls, what I think, smarter  
    like it done for a manny another unpious of  
    the hairydary quare quandary firstings till at  
    length, you one bladdy bragger, by mercy-  
    stroke he measured his earth anyway? could  
    not but recken in his adder's badder cadder  
    way our frankson who, to be plain, he fight  
    him all time twofeller longa kill dead finish  
    bloody face blong you, was misocain. Wince  

1 He, angel that I thought him, and he not aebel to speel eelyotripes., Mr
Tellibly Divilcult!
2 When the dander rattles how the peacocks prance!
3 The Brownes de Browne - Browne of Castlehacknolan.


  wan's won! Rip! 1 And his countinghands  
      Formalisa. Loves deathhow simple! WITH EBONISER.
      Slutningsbane. 2 IN PIX.
Service super-     Thanks eversore much, Pointcarried! I can't EUCHRE
seding self. say if it's the weight you strike me to the RISK, MERCI 
  quick or that red mass I was looking at but at BUCKUP, AND
  the present momentum, potential as I am, I'm MIND WHO
  seeing rayingbogeys rings round me. Honours YOU'RE
  to you and may you be commended for our PUCKING,
  exhibitiveness! I'd love to take you for a FLEBBY.
  bugaboo ride and play funfer all if you'd only  
  sit and be the ballasted bottle in the porker  
  barrel. You will deserve a rolypoly as long  
  as from here to tomorrow. And to hell with  
  them driftbombs and bottom trailers! If my  
  maily was bag enough I'd send you a toxis.  
  By Saxon Chromaticus, you done that lovely  
  for me! Didn't he now, Nubilina? Tiny Mite,  
  she studiert whas? With her listeningin coif-  
  fure, her dream of Endsland's daylast and the  
  glorifires of being presainted maid to majesty. 3  
  And less is the pity for she isn't the lollypops  
  she easily might be if she had for a sample  
  Virginia's air of achievement. That might  
  Catastrophe and keep her from throwing delph. 4 As I was saying,  
  Anabasis. while retorting thanks, you make me a reborn  
  The rotary pro- of the cards. We're offals boys ambows. 5  
  cessus and its For I've flicked up all the crambs as they  
  reestablishment crumbed from your table um, singing glory  
  of reciprocities. allaloserem, cog it out, here goes a sum. So  

          1 A byebye bingbang boys! See you Nutcracker Sunday!
          2 Chinchin Childaman! Chapchopchap!
          3 Wipe your glosses with what you know.
          4 If I'd more in the cups that peeves thee you could cracksmith your rows
          5 Alls Sings and Alls Howls.


read we in must book. It tells. He prophets
most who bilks the best.
    And that salubrated sickenagiaour of yaours COME SI
have teaspilled all my hazeydency. Forge away, COMPITA
Sunny Sim! Sheepshopp. Bleating Goad, it is CUNCTITI-
the least of things, Eyeinstye! Imagine it, my TITILATIO?
deep dartry dullard! It is hours giving, not CONKERY
more. I'm only out for celebridging over the CUNK,
guilt of the gap in your hiscitendency. You are THIGH-
a hundred thousand times welcome, old wort- THIGHT-
sampler, hellbeit you're just about as culpable TICKELLY-
The Twofold as my woolfell merger would be. In effect I THIGH, LIG-
Truth and the could engage in an energument over you till GERILAG,
Conjunctive Ap- you were republicly royally toobally prussic TITTERITOT,
petites of Oppo-   blue in the shirt after.1 Trionfante di bestia! And LEG IN A TEE,      
sitional Orexes. if you're not your bloater's kipper may I never LUG IN A
curse again on that pint I took of Jamesons. LAW, TWO
Old Keane now, you're rod, hook and sinker, AT A TIE,
old jubalee Keane! Biddy's hair. Biddy's hair, THREE ON A
mine lubber. Where is that Quin but he sknows THRICKY
it knot but what you that are my popular end- TILL OHIO
phthisis were born with a solver arm up your OHIO
Trishagion. sleep. Thou in shanty! Thou in scanty shanty!! IOIOMISS.
Thou in slanty scanty shanty!!! Bide in your
hush! Bide in your hush, do! The law does
not aloud you to shout. I plant my penstock
in your postern, chinarpot. Ave! And let it be
to all remembrance. Vale. Ovocation of maid-
ing waters. 2 For auld lang salvy steyne. I
defend you to champ my scullion's praises.
To book alone belongs the lobe. Foremaster's
meed 3 will mark tomorrow, when we are
making pilscrummage to whaboggeryin with

            1 From three shellings. A bluedye sacrifice.
            2 Not Kilty. But the manajar was. He! He! Ho! Ho! Ho!
            3 Giglamps, Soapy Geyser, The Smell and Gory Mac Gusty.


staff, scarf and blessed wallet and our aureoles
round our neckkandcropfs where as and when
Heavysciusgardaddy, parent who offers sweet-
Abnegation is meats, will gift uns his Noblett's surprize.
Adaptation. With this laudable purpose in loud ability let
us be singulfied. Betwixt me and thee hung
cong. Item, mizpah ends.
     But while the dial are they doodling dawd- ENTER THE
ling over the mugs and the grubs? Oikey, COP AND
Impostolopulos? 1 Steady steady steady steady HOW.
steady studiavimus. Many many many many SECURES
many manducabimus. 2 We've had our day at triv GUBERNANT
and quad and writ our bit as intermidgets. Art, URBIS
literature, politics, economy, chemistry, human- TERROREM.
Cato. ity, &c. Duty, the daughter of discipline, the
Nero. Great Fire at the South City Markets, Belief in
Saul. Aristotle. Giants and the Banshee, A Place for Every-
Julius Caesar. thing and Everything in its Place, Is the Pen
Pericles. Mightier than the Sword? A Successful Career
Ovid. in the Civil Service, 3 The Voice of Nature in
Adam, Eve. the Forest, 4 Your Favorite Hero or Heroine,
Domitian. Edipus. On the Benefits of Recreation, 5 If Standing
Socrates. Stones Could Speak, Devotion to the Feast of
Ajax. the Indulgence of Portiuncula, The Dublin
Metropolitan Police Sports at Ballsbridge, De-
Homer. scribe in Homely Anglian Monosyllables the

Marcus Aurelius.

Wreck of the Hesperus, 6 What Morals, if any,
can be drawn from Diarmuid and Grania? 7 Do
Alcibiades. you Approve of our Existing Parliamentary
Lucretius. System? The Uses and Abuses of Insects, A

          1 The divvy wants that babbling brook. Dear Auntie Emma Emma Eates.
          2 Strike the day off, the nightcap's on nigh. Goney, goney gone!
          3 R.C., disengaged, good character, would help, no salary.
          4 Where Lily is a Lady found the nettle rash.
          5 Bubabipibambuli, I can do as I like with what's me own. Nyamnyam.
          6 Able seaman's caution.
          7 Rarely equal and distinct in all things.


Noah. Plato. Visit to Guinness' Brewery, Clubs, Advan-
Horace. Isaac. tages of the Penny Post, When is a Pun not a
Tiresias. Pun? Is the Co-Education of Animus and                
Marius. Anima Wholly Desirable? 1 What Happened at
Diogenes. Clontarf? Since our Brother Johnathan Signed
Procne, Philo- the Pledge or the Meditations of Two Young
mela. Abraham. Spinsters, 2 Why we all Love our Little Lord
Nestor. Cincin- Mayor, Hengler's Circus Entertainment, On
natus. Leonidas. Thrift, 3 The Kettle-Griffith-Moynihan Scheme
Jacob. for a New Electricity Supply, Travelling in the
Theocritus. Olden Times, 4 American Lake Poetry, the
Joseph. Strangest Dream that was ever Halfdreamt. 5
Fabius. Samson. Circumspection, Our Allies the Hills, Are
Cain. Parnellites Just towards Henry Tudor? Tell a
Esop. Friend in a Chatty Letter the Fable of the
Prometheus. Grasshopper and the Ant, 6 Santa Claus, The
Lot. Pompeius Magnus, Shame of Slumdom, The Roman Pontiffs
Miltiades Strategos. and the Orthodox Churches, 7 The Thirty
Solon. Hour Week, Compare the Fistic Styles of
Castor, Pollux. Jimmy Wilde and Jack Sharkey, How to
Dionysius. Understand the Deaf, Should Ladies learn
Sappho. Music or Mathematics? Glory be to Saint
Moses. Job. Patrick! What is to be found in a Dustheap,
Catilina. The Value of Circumstantial Evidence,
Cadmus. Ezekiel. Should Spelling? Outcasts in India, Collecting
Solomon. Themistocles. Pewter, Eu, 8 Proper and Regular Diet
Vitellius. Darius. Necessity For, 9 If You Do It Do It Now.

                1 Jests and the Beastalk with a little rude hiding rod.
                2 Wherry like the whaled prophet in a spookeerie.
                3 What sins is pim money sans Paris!
                4 I've lost the place, where was I?
                5 Something happened that time I was asleep, torn letters or was there
                6 Mich for his pain, Nick in his past.
                7 He has toglieresti in brodo all over his agrammatical parts of face and as for

            that hippofoxphiz, unlucky number, late for the christening!
                8 Eh, Monsieur? Où Monsieur? Eu, Monsieur? Nenni No, Monsieur!
                9 Ere we hit the hay, brothers, let's have that response to prayer!


Xenophon. Delays are Dangerous. Vitavite! Gobble
Anne: tea's set, see's eneugh! Mox soonly
will be in a split second per the chancellory
of his exticker.
Pantocracy.        Aun MAWMAW,




ity. Naturality.


FIZZIN OVER!        

       Cush 1









ness. Predicam-

       Geg 2

ent. Balance of        Their feed begins. KAKAO-
the factual by the POETICS
theoric Boox and LIPPUDENIES
Coox, Amallaga- OF THE
mated. UNGUMP-




With our best youlldied greedings to Pep
and Memmy and the old folkers below and
beyant, wishing them all very merry Incar-
nations in this land of the livvey and plenty
of preprosperousness through their coming
new yonks


jake, jack and little sousoucie

(the babes that mean too)

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1 Kish is for anticheirst, and the free of my hand to him!

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2 And gags for skool, and crossbuns and whopes he'll enjoyimsolff over 
our drawings on the line!